The Left Hand of the Law

Just some Dungeons and Dragons 5E nonsense. It’s nice to have a record so when we play 5 weeks later we can listen back beforehand and pick up right where we left off.

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Episodes

Jun 22, 2026

1hr 3 min

Gems, massage, and death!!!!!!

Jun 22, 2026

1hr 7 min

A boon from a God...could it be a poly/gay/forced proximity trope?

S2E1 World Burning

Jun 22, 2026

Jun 22, 2026

10 min

A little intro for a second season/new campaign. Same guys, same humour, different story.

May 12, 2026

1hr 16 min

Old episode 102 was a dupliate that wasn't even edited correct. -Ultra Modern Girl

Ep 101 The Finale

May 12, 2026

May 12, 2026

49 min

Supernova

May 12, 2026

1hr 9 min

Red Wine

May 12, 2026

51 min

Babe

May 12, 2026

1hr 1 min

Good Luck

Apr 13, 2026

54 min

The episode opens in the charred wreckage of a castle where the party stitches themselves together between trash-talking and tallying the absurdities of their last battle: fog clouds, frozen clouds, grapples, explosions, and a body pile that somehow survived the chaos. As the characters argue, gloat, and loot, an uncanny, ever-watching eye—Ancev’s scrying portal—hovers above them, shrinking as their fallen foe’s influence wanes. Tension hums beneath the jokes: is the enemy truly dead? Is the portal closing? Or is this a prelude to something worse?
Before they can answer, a titanic, semi-psychic Elder Dragon appears — equal parts mentor and deity — and heals, empowers, and teases the group with gifts that will change them forever: levels gained, spells granted, a charisma lift, and the promise of dragonblood that ripples through their lineage. The dragon’s blessing is both intoxicating and ominous; the party is offered new power but told of a looming invasion—Ancev’s forces are marshaling a final push and their ally Lady Cardan’s body has been turned into a gateway.
With time ticking, the dragon fashions a sanctum for a restorative long rest. Over cigars and crude jokes, the players pick through new spells, feats, and familiars while banter keeps the dread at bay. When their rest ends, they step to the cliff of fate: the dragon decapitates the body and reveals a swirling vortex inside, a passage into interspace. The episode tightens into breathless anticipation as the party takes initiative to enter three spectral portals—each one a distorted echo of past foes, summoning trials that mirror the campaign’s worst nightmares.
Faced with a tactical choice—split forces across three paths or stand together and risk an overwhelming trio—the heroes confer, strategize, and leave the final call for the next session. The episode closes on their decision to cross the threshold, fully healed and newly leveled, with the screen cutting to black as they step into the unknown. It’s an end-of-arc breath and a hook: promised power, uneasy alliances, and a portal that may be salvation or ruin.

Ep 96 Gumby Dies

Apr 13, 2026

Apr 13, 2026

1hr 16 min

Gumby Dies Deez Nutz on your chin!

Apr 13, 2026

1hr 7 min

Monk Blew Deez nutz on his chin.

Ep 94 Death Funnel

Apr 13, 2026

Apr 13, 2026

1hr 3 min

Funnel deez nutz on your chin.

Feb 21, 2026

43 min

The players lost the last fight and have been turned into slugs. Now they taste everything as they travel through the keep as their slug body moves along the floor. What will this mean for Hecil and Monk's friendship? Will it turn into something more? Find out now by clicking play. You won't be surprised when the cucumber jack shows up and sets the record straight about what Monk wants.

Feb 21, 2026

50 min

The slugs have taken the players captive covering them in slime as they please. The players have one choice, take three episodes to fight the slugs. This is out longest episode to date and you aren't gonna wanna drink some fanta while listening to this one.

Ep 91 Door Slog

Feb 21, 2026

Feb 21, 2026

1hr 7 min

After defeating the aspect last episode slugs enter through the doors of the room the players are trapped in. Trigger warnings: Slime, tight spaces, beady eyes. 

Feb 21, 2026

1hr 8 min

In this episode the player characters get a fight with monstrous crabs off the shore of Terraca as they try and fight the aspect of Swalilili. Enjoy.

Jan 10, 2026

37 min

Not sponsored by Red Lobster.

Jan 10, 2026

58 min

No notes. Well done.

Jan 10, 2026

1hr 11 min

Is it chickens?

Jan 10, 2026

1hr 3 min

2026, new you, same old us.

Ep 85 Lion Pride

Oct 8, 2025

Oct 8, 2025

47 min

Forgot to space out uploading these..

Oct 1, 2025

1hr 12 min

Not as good as the 5 finger...that's what hecil said.

Oct 1, 2025

1hr 5 min

Sponsored by Worst Help

Oct 1, 2025

57 min

Does he?

Sep 24, 2025

11 min

I love this board game

Sep 24, 2025

1hr 7 min

It's still going?

Sep 24, 2025

1hr 6 min

Someone had to

Sep 24, 2025

1hr 5 min

Yeah, we back

Aug 25, 2025

1hr 2 min

Shopping

Aug 25, 2025

1hr 15 min

Nice...

Aug 25, 2025

1hr 17 min

As If

Aug 25, 2025

58 min

Not Sure is overrated is spelled correct.

Aug 25, 2025

42 min

Ep 72 Giaco-Who?

Jun 23, 2025

Jun 23, 2025

42 min

I don't even remember who Giaco is

Jun 23, 2025

1hr 38 min

Suck what?

Ep 70 Firestarter

Jun 23, 2025

Jun 23, 2025

1hr 18 min

That's better

Ep 69 Tongue Bidet

Jun 23, 2025

Jun 23, 2025

1hr 3 min

Who came up with this title?

Apr 14, 2025

35 min

Peter Mark Rocks

Apr 14, 2025

1hr 1 min

Sam Rocks

Apr 14, 2025

1hr 4 min

Javier Rocks

Apr 14, 2025

1hr 11 min

Dnd podcast stuff

Feb 10, 2025

40 min

We've made it to the finale. This is nuts. Don't miss it.

Feb 10, 2025

1hr 17 min

I didn't put in the ' ... does that make you mad.

Feb 10, 2025

1hr 6 min

Wow, high-quality episodes. This is incredible

Feb 10, 2025

1hr 4 min

Another one!

Jan 7, 2025

53 min

Ep. 59 He's Gone

Jan 7, 2025

Jan 7, 2025

1hr 5 min

Jan 7, 2025

1hr 8 min

Jan 7, 2025

56 min

Dec 18, 2024

36 min

Now all is right with the world

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